Just got handed this from some dude on a sales pitch. It’s just a bunch of made up shit, and crappy sales weasel words! These guys are obviously retards and have no idea how to market their software. I’m no expert when it comes to marketing, but I know shit when I see it. Five minutes to clear it up is all it would take… Let’s break it down • No RAW DATA ever leaves your computer — only coded algorithms. • We use the latest, most secure encryption coding available. • Peer to Peer computer password protocol for added security. Coded algorithms? Come on, sounds like this is a crap movie. It sounds technical, so they use it. Despite it making no sense. Peer to Peer computer password protocol is just complete unadulterated bullshit. Some salesmen in a room just fucking made it up. Google it, go on. All you’ll find is the company website who were pitching this to me… • You become immune to Staff and hardware shortcomings, not to mention if a misfortunate fire or theft occurs — we can get you back up and running very quickly. • Backup & running™ service subscribers actually get the use of our two servers which are located on geographically separate sites — this gives anyone their own dedicated off-site servers. Please leave your details below and within 48hours you’ll have the comfort of knowing your confidential information is safe and secure? Immune to Staff and hardware shortcomings. I’m sorry, that doesn’t make much sense. Sounds like it was written by the fucking work experience kid - I would email them telling them this, but I’ve got in trouble for that before… geographically separate sites? What other kind of separate is there in this context? and I don’t understand how having 2 servers gives all their customers a “dedicated” server. If they have 3 customers then it’s not fucking dedicated A misfortunate fire or theft? What the fuck? Why the question mark at the end of the last paragraph. Are they not sure that your data will be safe and secure?

Just got handed this from some dude on a sales pitch. It’s just a bunch of made up shit, and crappy sales weasel words! These guys are obviously retards and have no idea how to market their software. I’m no expert when it comes to marketing, but I know shit when I see it. Five minutes to clear it up is all it would take…

Let’s break it down

• No RAW DATA ever leaves your computer — only coded algorithms.

• We use the latest, most secure encryption coding available.

• Peer to Peer computer password protocol for added security.

Coded algorithms? Come on, sounds like this is a crap movie. It sounds technical, so they use it. Despite it making no sense. Peer to Peer computer password protocol is just complete unadulterated bullshit. Some salesmen in a room just fucking made it up. Google it, go on. All you’ll find is the company website who were pitching this to me…

• You become immune to Staff and hardware shortcomings, not to mention if a misfortunate fire or theft occurs — we can get you back up and running very quickly.

• Backup & running™ service subscribers actually get the use of our two servers which are located on geographically separate sites — this gives anyone their own dedicated off-site servers.

Please leave your details below and within 48hours you’ll have the comfort of knowing your confidential information is safe and secure?

Immune to Staff and hardware shortcomings. I’m sorry, that doesn’t make much sense. Sounds like it was written by the fucking work experience kid - I would email them telling them this, but I’ve got in trouble for that before…

geographically separate sites? What other kind of separate is there in this context? and I don’t understand how having 2 servers gives all their customers a “dedicated” server. If they have 3 customers then it’s not fucking dedicated

A misfortunate fire or theft? What the fuck? Why the question mark at the end of the last paragraph. Are they not sure that your data will be safe and secure?